This is all absolutely ridiculous, really.
On a brighter note, practice has been going very well lately. The hazing seems to be almost over, finally. I no longer have bludgers in my locker every morning when I go to get my equipment, though I must say that it was better at waking me up than any amount of coffee ever was. That early in the morning, extreme measures must sometimes be taken.
And no, dear teammates, that does NOT mean I want you continuing this delightful practical joke. I've had quite enough black eyes, thank you!
( Private to Lee )
On a brighter note, practice has been going very well lately. The hazing seems to be almost over, finally. I no longer have bludgers in my locker every morning when I go to get my equipment, though I must say that it was better at waking me up than any amount of coffee ever was. That early in the morning, extreme measures must sometimes be taken.
And no, dear teammates, that does NOT mean I want you continuing this delightful practical joke. I've had quite enough black eyes, thank you!
( Private to Lee )
